THE BABY SITTER

By J.A. Kizziak

 

 

       We arrived in Eklaka, Montana, in August of 1895.  It had been a very long, hot trip by covered wagon and it seemed as if we had brought every mosquito that we had ever met, with us.  The three-month trip had been very dusty as well and as somebody said this was one of the driest Summers they had ever seen.  My mother and older brother, Edward, 24 and youngest brother, Dwight, 4, had gone to see some friends over on the South Dakota border.  My youngest sister, Mabel who is eight and me, Bertha, I am ten, are to stay with this Indian lady, Ethel Yellow Bear until they return.

       Ethel Yellow Bear lives in a sod house on the main street that has grass growing on its roof and has a dirt floor.  Every morning she makes coffee in a big blue pot and while the coffee is brewing, she sweeps the floor.  I do not understand why she sweeps the dirt floor but she does it every morning.  She has long hair and brushes it every night and in the morning, she brushes and braids it. She does all of this while the coffee is brewing. Once the coffee is done, she pours a cup, puts a little milk in it. She offers some to Mabel and me but I tell her we need lots of milk in ours. She fixes our coffee and then she goes outside and sits on an old wood round in front of the sod house.  The wood round must have been there for some time as it is really smooth from being sat on.  She rolls a cigarette from a leather pouch of tobacco she carries in her shirt pocket, lights it with a wooden match and seems to enjoy the peacefulness of the morning.

       Mother did not say how long they would be gone.  I ask Ethel Yellow Bear how long she thinks Mother and the boys will be gone.  She looks at me without turning her head, just moving her eyes and says they will be gone until they get back. My father used to have smart comebacks like that I tell her. I shouldn’t worry she says after a few minutes, no harm will come to them.  She is trying to put me at ease and Mabel as well but this is the longest we have been away from Mother since Father died.

       For breakfast she fixes us some runny porridge and a thick slice of hard bread with really fresh butter on it.  The noon meal is another slice of the hard bread with a piece of yellow cheese on it and a cup of cold milk. She has an old wooden icebox that has two shelves.  A block of ice sits on the bottom and keeps everything above it cold.

       The afternoon of the third day, I am reading to Mabel from a primer that Mother had given me, when there is a commotion outside and we hear Ethel Yellow Bear say something like, “I’ll be a sonovabitch!”  We race to the doorway and see her standing up and walking towards a figure riding horse back.  The figure is riding a sorrel mare and has on buckskin pants and shirt and a hat held by a hat-string around their neck. The figure has long hair and the hair and the hat bounce in unison as they ride up. The figure is carrying a pistol on their hip and has a rifle in a scabbard on the left side of the horse.  Reining the mare in, the figure dismounts, drops the reins and grabs Ethel Yellow Bear in a bear hug and lifts her off the ground.

       “Ya big ‘ol squaw, how the hell are ya?”

       It is a female, probably in her early forties and dressed like a man.  She smells like a man too and acts like one as well.  She is loud and doesn’t seem to care who hears her.  She looks at Mabel and me, with curiosity, and then to Ethel Yellow Bear and then to us again, her brow furrowed.

       “What the hell is this all about?” looking at us and then pointing like she was a wild woman and had never seen children before, directing her question to Ethel Yellow bear. Her hair needs to be washed and brushed as does her teeth and there are big circles of sweat under her arms on her buckskin shirt.       “They are the Dore girls from Nebraska, Mabel is the young’st and Bertha is the older.  Girls, this here is Martha Jane Canary, better known as Calamity Jane.”

       I had heard of Calamity Jane when we were in Sterling (Colorado).  She had been a scout for General Crook and had been in the Seventh Cavalry with Custer before the Little Big Horn.  People had always spoke of her like she was a little crazy, which came from way to much drinking, some said. Looking at her and listening to her, I think I could understand why.

       “Ladies, it is my pleasure to meet you.”  She bowed a little, with a sweep of her hat like a gentleman and when she did her hair fell forward revealing one of the dirtiest scalps I had ever seen.   I did not want to get too close and when Mabel smiled at her and started towards her, I held her back. I had had head lice just last year and I think she would have given them to Mabel.

       It is early afternoon and Ethel Yellow Bear and Calamity Jane are sitting out front of the sod house.  Ethel Yellow bear is smoking and Calamity Jane has a small clay jug with her and between the two of them, they each drink from the jug.  Not big swallows but more like a sip, a small drink, like they are trying to make it last.  The more Ethel Yellow Bear drinks from the jug, the more she smokes and soon there is a small pile of  used cigarettes at her feet.  The more Calamity Jane drinks from the jug, the louder she becomes and the more profane and the less she cares about who is hearing her.

 Mabel and I stay inside for Mother says people should not swear, so I try to keep Mabel from hearing that profane woman but staying indoors doesn’t help much. I return to reading to Mabel but it is of little use, the swearing continues. Mabel and I lie down on the furs and when we awake from our afternoon naps, the sun is beginning to set and the western sky is a really pretty pinkish orange now.  It is cooler and the shadows are longer. They have been outside since before the noon meal.  The cigarette pile in front of Ethel Yellow Bear has risen and the jug that they have been drinking from should be about empty but seems to have an endless bottom. They have both become loud, telling stories about what has been happening in their lives since they have seen one another and using profanity with abandon.

Mabel says she is hungry and I’m feeling the pangs as well.  Ethel Yellow Bear is too busy to prepare us any food.  She is what they call drunk and so is the other lady.  I use that term loosely with her.  I have never seen anybody drunk before.  Father and Mother never drank any thing harder than apple cider.  Ethel Yellow Bear has trouble standing.  Calamity Jane is having trouble as well.  She can’t stand but she can still drink from that jug and she can get as loud as she pleases.  I get into the icebox and the milk is still cold.  I get out the cheese and cut us each a big slice.  I wrap a slice of bread around the cheese and together Mabel and I have our evening meal.

Ethel calls me by name, loudly, and I go to the door and pull the skins aside and step out. 

“Bertha, I washt you to fix some sheese and milk for you and your sisterrrr.”

I don’t know if she forgot Mabel’s name or just had a hard time talking, dragging her “r’s” like that.  The more I listen to her, the more I know what an excessive amount of that little jug will do for you.  She can’t stand, she can’t talk plainly but she can still swear.

“I already have, Ma’am, and we’ve had some milk too.”

Her elbows were leaning on her knees and she tried to turn and look at me but her head would not turn far enough.  She just kind of stared at the ground half way between her feet and me and nodded slowly. 

  The mosquitoes are getting thick cause I can hear those two slapping at them.  The glow of Ethel’s cigarette has gotten brighter so it is getting dark.  Pretty soon they will be in here and Mabel and I won’t get any sleep.

I try and read to Mabel but it is of no use.  Those two and their loudness is very distracting besides Mabel has never seen anybody that looked like a female and dressed and talked like a man.

. I light the lanterns and that gives us some security but the light draws the bugs.  I take the lanterns and put them in opposite corners of the sod house so the bugs don’t bother us. 

All of a sudden the skins are thrown back and those two enter. Ethel staggers to her side of the room and plops herself down.  Calamity Jane spots the lone chair on the wall across the room and heads for it.  She barely makes it.  I really thought that she would fall and I was wondering if I would have to help her up or if I could even get her up.  I suppose, too, the way she smelled, I would leave her where she fell, at least she would be quiet.  We watch her wondering what will be next.  Ethel Yellow Bear can be heard snoring already.

Calamity Jane is quiet for some time and her eyes are closed, her chin is on her chest. Her hat is behind her and her dirty scalp is staring back at us. At first I think she is also sleeping and then just as it got really quiet, she startles us with, “You girls wanna hear a story

“Sure,” said Mabel who was kind of holding this woman in awe, staring at her.

Me, I didn’t really care as I was tired of reading to Mabel and she wasn’t really paying attention anyway.  Not like she would have paid attention if Mother were here.

“It was in August, of ’76, the first part, when a friend of mine dad.  Shot dad in the back whilst he was playin’ cards. Was holdin’ what was later called a Dad Man’s hand, a pair of eights and a pair of Aces, all black. Wild Bill Hickok was his name. A fine, fine man. Anyway I heered he was kilt whilst I was over to Dadwood, where he was kilt.  I was in such a hurry to see him before he dad and find his killer that I left my pistol belt hangin’ from my bad post.”

       Her grasp of the English language was not the best.  She sounded to me like she had very little schooling as she could not pronounce some of the easier verbs as they should have been pronounced.  Then, too, that little clay jug probably had a great deal to do with the pronunciation.

          “Knowing that this killer, Jack McCall was the one.  I knew what he looked like and where to look for him.  He liked to bs with a guy named Shurdy who ran the butcher shop. So’s I went to the back of Shurdy’s shop and barged in.  There was Jack sitting there bsing like nothing had ever happened.  I picked up a meat cleaver, the first thing I saw and threatened him that if’n he dint put up his hands I would make him look like tomorrow’s supper chops. From there I got him to the sheriff’s office. The sheriff and a deputy took him to a log cabin just on the edge of town and thought they had him secured.  That miserable bastard escaped the next marning.”

Mabel’s mouth was hanging open a little and I had to tell her to shut it.  I think it was because she had never heard a female curse before and smell at the same time. 

“A short time, coupla daze, later he was caught up to Horse Creek.  They brung him back to Yankton tied up securely. Tried him the next day, sentenced him to death and hung him there on the spot.  Later on, I got to thinking that I saved Jack Mc Call’s life by leaving my gun belt on the bad post.  If I had brought it with me, he might have drew down on me and I woulda had to kilt him.  Jack never did thank me but it’s just as well.”

Mabel sat there transfixed, she could not believe that this women sitting in front of her was who she said she was.  She started to say something but her mouth was so dry from hanging open for so long, nothing came out save for a little gagging noise.

I had backed up a little, not that she was loud but the air smelled cleaner.

“Tell us one more, please,” begged Mabel, oblivious to the smell emanating from Calamity’s side of the room. “I want to hear one more.”

“Ya sure ya wanna heer another,” she said, nodding and shaking her head trying to stay awake.

“Oh please,” came Mabel’s request.

“One more then it’ll be lights out. Unnerstood?”

Mabel nodded her head in complete compliance.  “Yes, Ma’am, we understand.” I wondered what it would be like to fall asleep, with that woman sleeping in the same room.  Some how I thought I was going to find out.

“It was in 1887 and I was living in Dadwood, Sout Dacoat.  A leetle ways away from there was a place called ‘White Rocks’. I larned that there was an epedemic of  smallpox up outta White Rocks. There was eight of them fellas that had come down with it. The ‘ol doc we had in Dadwood was fraid to go up there, fraid he was gonna catch it, so he just pretend like them fellas are all but done for.  Them fellas were all quarantined up in one leetle shack and nobody to care for tham.  I decided to take it upon myself to see what I could do for tham.

If’n you ever saw anybody wit the smallpox, you’ll naver forget’em.  The lot of tham fellas complained of aches and pains.  Some were starting to break out in an ugly red rash, coupla had  the rash in their mouths and they couldn’t eat.  Some had it down their arms, so’s they couldn’t dress themselves..  Some had the rash on their legs and other parts.  From the red rash, they’ll go into blisters, big puffy ones with pus unnerneath and then they just stay that way until the blisters and pus dry up.  Once the scabs fall off they are most of the time well, but they got these big pot marks all over where the pus pockets were.  Even the best looking of them had the pus pockets and scabs and then the pot marks, making them as unsightly a bunch as you ever saw.”

Once again, Mabel was just awestruck with that woman and I had to nudge her, so she would close her mouth.  It didn’t dawn on me until the next day that maybe the reason Mabel had been sitting with her mouth open through both of the stories was that she was breathing through her mouth.

“I took all the cream of tarter’s and epsun salts I could fine and I set out.  The shack was off by itself.  They had plenty o provisions so there was no problem thar.  I got up thar and was they glad to see me.  Some of tham fellas were worse off than others.  There were three that I dint think would make it and it turns out they dint.  But I had’em all sitting in hot tubs of water soaking and then I would make a poultice of the cream of tarter and dab it on them to dry up tham blisters.  I washed their clothes and bedding.  Good thang they had set in some firewood cause we sure used a lot of it.  Like I sad three of tham fellas dint make it and the rest of’em dug the graves.  None of us had any church upbringing so I took it upon myself to say something over their graves.  The only thang that I knew was the prayer, “Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep” so that’s what I said. 

I was up there for a leetle over three weeks and that was the ungodliest duty I ever had.  That was indeed a duty that I would not wish upon anybody but I was glad I did it and if’n the need arises again, I’d raise my hand n’go do it again.”

“Unkay ladies, thas it for tonight.” She spat.

“Would you tell us another story tomorrow?” Mabel said with eagerness in her voice.

“We’ll she!” Calamity blurted, still with the little jug slur in her voice.

I had hoped that she would sleep outside but such was not the case.  Probably during our nap, she had brought in her bedding and thrown it in a corner.  At least she would be nearer to Mabel, so perhaps I would get some sleep.  I blew out the lanterns, bade Mabel “Good night,” found my way to my bedding and that was it for the night.